Fifty Things I Know For Sure

I just celebrated a milestone recently. My twin sister will hate me for saying this out loud, but I, we, just turned a half century old. The big 50. That just sounds like a lot of years. And so, since I’ve been on this planet for fifty years I’ve discovered a few things that I know for sure. Here are fifty things I know for sure:

1. God is real.
2. God made the planet and everything in it.
3. When potatoes go bad, they really do reek.
4. I am not perfect.
5. Housework never ends.
6. Jesus Christ is God.
7. God exists in three Persons.
8. Toilets break at the most inconvienent times.
9. One can actually teach your own children just like a school.
10. The Bible is 100% true.
11. Marriage is good.
12. When you finish the dishes, you’ll have to do them again…and again…and again.
13. Socks will always get lost in the dryer.
14. I don’t like heat.
15. Jesus Christ died for my sins.
16. Jesus Christ died for your sins.
17. Jesus Christ rose from the dead.
18. Jesus Christ is alive and coming back.
19. You should never microwave a hard boiled egg.
20. Evolution is bunk.
21. So is man made global warming.
22. The sun sets and rises everyday.
23. My hair must be washed everyday.
24. Michael Angelo was a real good artist.
25. New car smell really does smell good.
26. Death is not the end.
27. I will live for eternity.
28. I will go to heaven when I die.
29. Fresh wild King salmon is absolutely delicious.
30. If your kids are scheduled to take pictures, their faces will break out the night before-it’s a scientific fact.
31. I will always forget the one thing I went to the grocery store for. (Especially if it’s toilet paper).
32. I can’t sing. (You should thank me that I know this for sure).
33. When your kid is a baby, they will always spit up on the new outfit you put them in.
34. Your child will need to go to the bathroom on a road trip, badly, in the area you don’t want to stop, or where there are no bathrooms.
35. Cauliflower reeks too, when it is old.
36. Caffeine makes it hard to sleep at night if you consume it after 3pm.
37. Gray hair can be covered.
38. I’m not the smartest mom.
39. I’m not the dumbest mom.
40. The hardest part about getting up early, is the getting up part.
41. Getting at least 8 hours of sleep is really good for you.
42. A lot can be accomplished, early in the morning.
43. God created the world in six days.
44. God never had a beginning.
45. A person can switch from night owl to early riser.
46. You start talking about what’s wrong with your body when you get older. You try not to, but you do.
47. A toilet can be fixed by a woman with no plumbing skills.
48. God loves me.
49. God loves you.
50. This world is ending soon.

What do you know for sure, that’s not on my list?